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Since there was raised a question if it is possible to became titan shifter with flat backside, here comes serious analysis of that highly troublesome problem.

As everyone knows, Reiner’s legendary rear became glorious example of Eldian ass. It helped Marley in creating a program designed for identification of hiding Eldians. But what if Reiner tricked Marley into believing all Eldian have as magnificent booty as him? Or maybe Marley hates beautifully shaped rears and that’s the real reason of Eldian’s extermination? Where lies the truth? Were there any chances of seeing Erwin’s ass that we all deserve? How becoming a titan influences butt structure? Let’s see!

(Warning! I don’t take responsibility for any mental damage you could get from reading this.)

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