vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

3 times

so many comments on this are ppl who know like 6 versions of this very man and it’s incredibly validating but also tragic

“op you must be hot”

no this just happens to any girl who hangs out with these dudes

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