Stand Up Comedian: Last night, my wife and I had sex.
Audience: (DEAFENING LAUGHTER)
Stand Up Comedian: "Sex" is another word for "sexual intercourse".
Audience: (LAUGHING SO LOUDLY IT BLOWS OUT THE AUDIO)
(Cut to middle aged woman in audience who is laughing so hard she's literally losing her mind)
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